Corny Joke Alert!

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Corny Joke Alert!

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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."
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At least you warned us Mrs.F@H ;)
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That's MS. F@H :) and maybe I should warn poop that he is about to be flushed :D
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Now that's harsh :D

I gotta get this birdie going faster, but it doesnt wanna do anymore than a gig :(
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[align=center]I thought this thread might be a good place for this pic :D[/align]
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[align=center]The Supplementary data should be Playgirl though :)[/align]
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Nah, I'd have no problem with PlayBoy ;)
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u2 fighting is funnier than the joke...lol
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