Jurassic Fart 3 : Did you know Dinosaurs can eat people?

rogue · Post by **rogue** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 5:49 pm

That should be the title, as this movie was atrocious! Absoulutely no plot, no real characters, and so-so "gimme my paycheck" acting. Of course, this was what I was expecting, as the second one was horrible too. I didnt really want to go see it, but my friend dragged me in. Is it worthless as a movie? Yes. Is spielberg involved? Yes. Is it worth seeing just to see how crappy it is? No. Will it still make 100+ million due to marketing? Of course. Will we see a fourth one? Probably, if Universal is desperate for cash.

Hipnotic_Tranz · Post by **Hipnotic_Tranz** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 6:08 pm

I had the similar feelings. Not enough pointless killing

They should have just had a platoon of army men so they could kill them off yet keep the main actors. Therefore, the croud like me would be happy to see killing and the croud like I guess whot he film was geared to, would be happy the main characters lived. They could have done a lot more with the rapters and their traps if they had more people to kill. Only 3 people died and they died right at the beginning. Nothin' more!

I give it a 3/10. Graphics were pretty cool :up

rogue · Post by **rogue** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 7:20 pm

I dunno, I thought graphics were average. I Think i've seen more realistic looking Dinosaurs on the Discovery channel than in this movie

Yeah, if they made it 'R' and it had a whole army fighting the dinosaurs I would go see it , even if there was no plot.

tunis5000 · Post by **tunis5000** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 11:12 pm

Just saw it today finally, it was OK but nothing spectacular, pretty much what I expected from what I've been hearing about it. I do like the idea of an army fighting the dinos tho, that could be cool...

succubiss · Post by **succubiss** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 12:31 pm

Originally posted by rogue
Yeah, if they made it 'R' and it had a whole army fighting the dinosaurs I would go see it , even if there was no plot.

i think they did that already, it was called Godzilla.

rogue · Post by **rogue** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 12:39 pm

Heh, I never saw Godzilla. I heard it was terrible though.

Hipnotic_Tranz · Post by **Hipnotic_Tranz** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 4:28 pm

Originally posted by rogue
Heh, I never saw Godzilla. I heard it was terrible though.

It was.

nexus_7 · Post by **nexus_7** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 5:09 pm

It was Also better then JP 2.

Greg

blade · Post by **blade** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:06 pm

I really though it'd be real hard to screw up godzilla, but they did. Almost as bad as godziller were the 2 main annoying stars with their high pitched annoying voices.

As for JP3, I agree I wanted more victims and more battles too. It for sure had it's faults. But for what it was I still liked it. I didn't have much hopes for it so maybe that's why I liked it more. Had some good dino scenes that made up for some of the bad, for me anyway. And this was far better and much more enjoyable than JP2. Not nearly as good as JP1 of course.