bush duron 700 @ 450 /intel starfighter/ 36 mb ram
let's see some configurations, peeps
If Bush or Gore were a puter he'd be a ...
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Bush would be a Compuke Presario with a Cyrix Prossesor and Quantum Bigfoot Hard Drives setup up for raid.That's about as stupid a computer I can think of.
Gore would be an Apple Macintosh with a a copy of some early Oracle software that never worked on it. Those two products are from the most obnoxious Companies I could think of in the Biz.
Gore would be an Apple Macintosh with a a copy of some early Oracle software that never worked on it. Those two products are from the most obnoxious Companies I could think of in the Biz.
Ich bin ein PC Mißbrauch
...Bush = old pentium. his abilty to butcher the english language is kinda like the p60s ability to butcher basic math. Add in 8mb ram, a 250mb hdd, a packarbell system, and win98se.
Gore = one of those tiger direct systems with a full ATX tower, and a micro ATX super 7 board, running a cyrix Pr90. Way too much spent on the outside of him, and by the time you get to the heart of the operation, it's non existant.
Gore = one of those tiger direct systems with a full ATX tower, and a micro ATX super 7 board, running a cyrix Pr90. Way too much spent on the outside of him, and by the time you get to the heart of the operation, it's non existant.
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your all wrong im sorry to say
bush would be a apple 2
gore would be a timex -all washed up
nader -would be a tandy 286 dx 25
red dawn -a atholon 1 gig with 1028 meg of 133 memory ,2 gig of hard drive ,and the biggest heatsink and fan possible to run (nuke power)
bush would be a apple 2
gore would be a timex -all washed up
nader -would be a tandy 286 dx 25
red dawn -a atholon 1 gig with 1028 meg of 133 memory ,2 gig of hard drive ,and the biggest heatsink and fan possible to run (nuke power)
the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. 
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Well, a lot of the configurations mentioned seemed to be close so I won't add my own. But one thing everyone forgot about in the Gore Configuration is the really Dust infested cpu fan that makes a really loud whining noise when on. 
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Dear Abby,
I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who live in Bensonhurst is married to a transvestite. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non- parole life sentence in Attica, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time quote; working girl unquote; in a brothel; however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisterswould be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and,hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Gore-supporting Democrat?
Signed, Worried about my reputation
Dear Abby: HEAVENS NO!!!!!!!!
I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who live in Bensonhurst is married to a transvestite. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non- parole life sentence in Attica, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time quote; working girl unquote; in a brothel; however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisterswould be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and,hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Gore-supporting Democrat?
Signed, Worried about my reputation
Dear Abby: HEAVENS NO!!!!!!!!
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