My first day at Walmart as a greeter...

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:51 pm

After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…..

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart.” I then said, “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Don’t be fu@king stupid. Of course they aren’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, Madam..I just couldn’t believe someone fu@ked you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My Supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

eGoCeNTRoNiX · Post by **eGoCeNTRoNiX** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:10 pm

Love It!! hahahahahaha

darcy · Post by **darcy** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:15 pm

lol : )

Lmandrake · Post by **Lmandrake** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:09 pm

Love it!

renovation · Post by **renovation** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:19 am

hehehehe !