Who was the first person you did it with...

renovation · Post by **renovation** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:32 pm

Gillbot wrote:or they are too nervous their wives might see this. mile

thats me . i leave the computer on all the time and she has a bad habit . she uses this rig all the dam time .

DaMaN · Post by **DaMaN** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:09 pm

Hey I think we are all close enough by now to post some threads like this. I was hoping for a random Penguin joke but no such luck.

DoPeY5007 · Post by **DoPeY5007** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:10 am

Gillbot wrote:or they are too nervous their wives might see this. mile

Well, the wife knows, so if she reads it, she reads it

darcy · Post by **darcy** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:48 pm

darcy wrote:boy o boy,, 'n' they say women have the memory of an elephant! ~ u guys sure 'member details!

Justlookin wrote:Only the 1st one Darcy. We don't want to remember anything after that. mile

lol, lol

Gillbot · Post by **Gillbot** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:58 pm

DoPeY5007 wrote:Well, the wife knows, so if she reads it, she reads it

Mine knows as well but we never speak of that person. It's better to never acknowledge that event and act like it didn't happen.

Justlookin · Post by **Justlookin** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:01 pm

Gillbot wrote:Mine knows as well but we never speak of that person. It's better to never acknowledge that event and act like it didn't happen.

Tell the truth now! You forgot her name, didn't ya? ......LOL

Gillbot · Post by **Gillbot** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:04 pm

Justlookin wrote:Tell the truth now! You forgot her name, didn't ya? ......LOL

Nope, she contacted me through classmates and the wife went ballistic! The worst part was, it was the wife who added my contact info to my classmates profile in the first place! I told here there really wasn't anyone I cared to get in touch with from high school anyway.

Justlookin · Post by **Justlookin** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:30 pm

Gillbot wrote:Nope, she contacted me through classmates and the wife went ballistic! The worst part was, it was the wife who added my contact info to my classmates profile in the first place! I told here there really wasn't anyone I cared to get in touch with from high school anyway.

I'm almost speechless here....oh wait a minute........another drink of beer............
Oh now my speech is back.
Ain't that just like a wife. They try to help you out and give you something......JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY.

Justlookin · Post by **Justlookin** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:50 pm

Koo Koo.......Koo Koo.......Koo Koo Mouse.....Where are you?
Come on Koo Koo, your just as sick as the rest of us in this thread.
Tell us about your 1st one, but leave out the blow up doll you had under your bed as a teenager. That one doesn't count although we all envy you for having one that didn't talk all the time.

mile

Koo Koo Mouse · Post by **Koo Koo Mouse** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:14 pm

We gee if ya gotta know PH
I had a girlfriend in school named Lynn for three years. I think we were 15? Met her stepdad and showed me his guns and hinting to not even think about it.
Got my wheels at 16 and took her out in it after another show of guns from stepdad.
Off we went ant founld a spot and parked.. We knew what we coudn't do..
She was so worryed bout dad that even protection she didn't trust.. me too..
Soo what we did is found a ton of ways to have "fun" under a blanket in the back seat of a 1971 impala.
We did this for 2 years every weekend. Winter didn't stop us. We'd go out and do our thing pulled over on a gravel road with the car frosting over engine off. We liked that.. no one could look in.. Scary is one night someone came up behind with bright lights and pulled on the door handles hard.
They went away but left us rattled. But we continued our thing.
I could go on and on about her and the good times..
Believe it or not we never did it but had great sex every weekend.
And the stepdad never shot me

And OK it finally did it at 18 but not with her

Long story.....

Lady In Red · Post by **Lady In Red** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:29 am

Come on Reno!! Tell!!

My first love! Man that was many moons ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday! His name was Roderick and he had a little weinner that couldn't salute!

Justlookin · Post by **Justlookin** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:51 am

Lady In Red wrote:Come on Reno!! Tell!!

My first love! Man that was many moons ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday! His name was Roderick and he had a little weinner that couldn't salute!

You sure your names not Nancy..... :lol

darcy · Post by **darcy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:13 pm

Justlookin wrote:Koo Koo.......Koo Koo.......Koo Koo Mouse.....Where are you?
Come on Koo Koo, your just as sick as the rest of us in this thread.
Tell us about your 1st one, but leave out the blow up doll you had under your bed as a teenager. That one doesn't count although we all envy you for having one that didn't talk all the time. mile

~

Justlookin · Post by **Justlookin** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:54 pm

Gillbot wrote:Mine knows as well but we never speak of that person. It's better to never acknowledge that event and act like it didn't happen.

blade · Post by **blade** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:47 am

Every time I read through this thread I crack up.

Tried leaving a reply several times but laughing so hard, I couldn't ever finish.

In the backseat of a vw bug? :lol Had to be a convertible. Or became one once over. hehe

As many, I crashed and burned too with my first. In the early 70's there was no net, no cable tv, no videos, just what you heard from friends. I had zero clue what to exactly do. Plus this was a small very religious town of maybe 2000 people. One of those "everybody knows everybody" town.

Once I got a work permit, at age 15 or 16, I got a job at the local store. After a few months I was moved to a separate section working with one other. A female. She was around 20 and I thought of her as just a co-worker, and kinda a friend.

After a few weeks she asked if I wanted to go to the drive in with her (to see a movie). Thinking we were just as friends I went along. I had no car or driver license at the time so she drove her Dad's (our boss and store owner) jeep. She ended up finding a place to park, bypassing the drive in. She made the moves first. I was rather shocked at the beginning, but I hate to be rude. Especially to females. So she continued and I just copied the same back to her.

As we did the deed, she was screaming and moving like she was out of control. I learned later that that was a good thing. But at this time I really had no clue. I kept asking her; "You ok honey?". I wasn't expecting that at all. Thought I was hurting her. That really caught me off guard so I, umm, never had a happy ending. Not knowing what ending it was suppose to be. Yes, I was that naive.

Next day at the store I had to ask what I was missing and doing wrong. Well, she proceeded to show me. Many times at the store and stockroom. doh!

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