LOL! Thought this was funny

Koo Koo Mouse · Post by **Koo Koo Mouse** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:40 pm

An actual Question from a new car buyer.. Found at an automotive forum..

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I got my car today and honestly, I love EVERYTHING about it. No problems what so ever, knock on wood. Brakes are perfect, no odd noises, car handles beautifully. The only thing I noticed is that even at a complete stop, the tachometer needle is never at 0 or close to 0 RPMs. At a complete stop, the needle's just under 1. Is this normal?
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This had me LMAO and thought I'd share it..

Karchiveur · Post by **Karchiveur** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:27 pm

Nice...

some people...

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:44 pm

Ha... if its not an air core gauge when they turn it off it might go up to like 3 or 4. now that woudl be funny.

Lmandrake · Post by **Lmandrake** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:15 am

What if she has a hybrid?

DoPeY5007 · Post by **DoPeY5007** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:26 am

The Tach is broken!

I will take that car off their hands for $100

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:06 am

You'ld be amazed by some of the dambassed questions people come up with when it comes to cars. Not long ago, we had a woman ask if we could turn up the volume for her turn signal clicker

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:49 pm

well.. thats not that dumb because the do have "Extra Loud" flashers for just that reason.

eGoCeNTRoNiX · Post by **eGoCeNTRoNiX** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:53 pm

lol.. I've had some really funny questions asked by my g/f.. But they elude me right now..

rndmtask · Post by **rndmtask** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:12 pm

Sounds like he is describing the speedometer. Probably not stupid just used the wrong word.

tunis5000 · Post by **tunis5000** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:45 pm

sure sounds like he's talking about the tach to me

Koo Koo Mouse · Post by **Koo Koo Mouse** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:54 pm

Heard about some guy that brought his car into a shop and wanted his White letter tires lined
up so the that all four would be in the same position at all times..

If I was the mech I would said sure but its only gaurenteed for the first 100 feet or the first corner you turn!

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:32 pm

Now thats funny

Viperoni · Post by **Viperoni** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:45 pm

The OP was a girl that posts on a Benz forum.

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:11 am

well.. thats not that dumb because the do have "Extra Loud" flashers for just that reason

NOT for newer Volvos, made by Volvo.