bl@wjob

renovation · Post by **renovation** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 7:08 am

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a bl@wjob?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Horny as hell he says, "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl@wjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, Dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell the assh@le to take his f@cking hand off the intercom!"

:burger

Kaworu · Post by **Kaworu** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 4:46 am

Roflol

chottoED · Post by **chottoED** » Sun Aug 12, 2001 8:18 pm

OMFG that is some funny stuffs

ShibasScotch · Post by **ShibasScotch** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:26 pm

going thru the arcives, and, did you know that someone actually made a mastercard spoof off of this> its great :!

DoPeY5007 · Post by **DoPeY5007** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:33 pm

Originally posted by ShibasScotch
did you know that someone actually made a mastercard spoof off of this> its great :!

yes it is

darcy · Post by **darcy** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:03 pm

hahahaha! :laugh

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:53 pm

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darcy · Post by **darcy** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:04 pm

Originally posted by Executioner
http://www.yjd40.dial.pipex.com/mastercard.html

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Amd_freaky · Post by **Amd_freaky** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 10:58 am