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Cyber Sex with Sweetheart and Wellhung (R rated (sort of))
rofl! ~ 2 much!
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They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
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LOL, funny, but I prefer the real thing. Kinda surprising though, the first synopsis is pretty much how it happens around here ;D
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I love this one...
Your schlong! your schlong! haha
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipsh*t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
Your schlong! your schlong! haha

oh man is that funny. I have been avoiding this thread but now im glad i read it.
I want to do a pupet show and use them as scripts (just like crank yankers)!! i bet it would make money!
I want to do a pupet show and use them as scripts (just like crank yankers)!! i bet it would make money!
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