Ice fishing......

NascarFool · Post by **NascarFool** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:37 pm

Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice-fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.

There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.

The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in North Dakota. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, John Kerry returns and has zero fish.

Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.

That evening, Al Gore gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "John, I think George W. is a lowlife, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.

The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Gore says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W. cheatin'?"

"He sure is, AL, he's cutting holes in the ice.

nexus_7 · Post by **nexus_7** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:14 pm

Oh man thats some good stuff!

Greg

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:02 pm

ROFL

darcy · Post by **darcy** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:46 am

hahaha! :laugh

The_Frapster · Post by **The_Frapster** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:54 am

Hehehehe......

Kinda sad though how there is so much furor over both canidates.

Amd_freaky · Post by **Amd_freaky** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:59 am

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:56 pm

hehe

DoPeY5007 · Post by **DoPeY5007** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:55 pm

:laugh