Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?

saraja · Post by **saraja** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 8:07 am

HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

DoPeY5007 · Post by **DoPeY5007** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:26 pm

~_~ No coment

xsiled · Post by **xsiled** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:52 pm

to bad bounty hunter isnt an option ehh dopey :jester :jester :+ :+

MegaVectra · Post by **MegaVectra** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 6:31 pm

She's like a copy of Duke Nukem Forever.........Nonexistent.

Slugbait · Post by **Slugbait** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 8:16 pm

Sorry, I cannot divulge which type of woman is my girlfriend. If I did, I would have hell to pay if my wife ever found out...

b-man1 · Post by **b-man1** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 7:49 pm

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Sean · Post by **Sean** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:52 am

I'm confused b-man...

Nothin here..

TruckStuff · Post by **TruckStuff** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:05 am

wife is HDD.... definitely.

Invisible Evil · Post by **Invisible Evil** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:29 am

She is a 30000 GB WD HD with DataLoss 100% Guarantee.