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parting out girlfriend

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Need to Sell !!

1967 Model, Romanian Scientist Girlfriend -
COMES WITH:
Black Curly hair that cannot be straightened, combed, or otherwise subdued,
Large Brown Eyes that always seem to be caught in headlights,
Ecclectic Wardrobe that doesn't really fit or match (well... not for actual humans)
A figure that is probably nice but somewhat a mystery due to the above wardrobe problem,
Very Cute Accent,
Fluency in 5 languages...which are incomprehensible in any language due to the accent,
PhD in something nobody can understand even with a glossary,
Faint greenish glow under ultra violet light (due to some early experiments gone awry)
and an abundance of bland, gray-colored, oozy, vegetarian cuisine (mmmm.... pinch me)
But... she is ALWAYS ON TIME!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!

Willing to SELL or PART !!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't miss this ONCE IN A LIFETIME chance to get your own Romanian Scientist !!!!!!!!!!



Oh... and does anybody have a line on an XP Office Professional Suite, an extra 512 mb ddr ram
for a sony vaio 670 desktop, or the latest Corel or Adobe art suites????

Thanks!!
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Post by two slow »

What no pictures? Oh come on guy's you know you were thinking it to.
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I'm a leg man, myself. Whattaya got? :D
These are the instructions that came with my Thermalright SLK-800 cooler:
Assembly:
The assembly gestalltet itself just as simply as with the standard Slk-800. after the foil of the base plate was removed and the processor core with thermal compound moistened, leaves one the 6-Punkt-Halteklammer in the base noses to engage. Subsequently, the radiator box is aligned centrically on the base. By means of slotted bolt turners finally the catch side of the fixing clip down pressed to these on the base engages. A strammer contact pressure develops, whereby a good waermeaufnahme is ensured. Although the additionally existing PU Schaumpads provides for a safe seat on the processor, the PC should very carefully be transported and/or the radiators before transport be developed.
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Post by surffguyy501 »

The legs are good, but I can only sell them as a pair.

But... I'll give you a discount if you also take some of her home-cooked food.
(we can't seem to get rid of it)
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Post by NascarFool »

Is she a good overclocker ? :D
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Post by surffguyy501 »

ummm... well.... she puts in a lot of over-time at the laboratory

(But that's probably not what you meant)


You wanna know how FAST she is...

well... she can re-arrange your chromosomes
faster than you can say "Bill Gates's Momma"

...guess it all depends on what you're into....


( I now have two heads, and a third eye. Very stylish)


Hurry NOW !!! We Only Have One Romanian Scientist Left!!!!!!!!
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Post by Absolut Talent »

what if she DOA? you offer refunds? any kind of manufacturer's warrenty still availible?

any chips, scratches, burn marks, etc....?
Gone for good. But never say never
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Post by nooyawkah »

Hurry NOW !!! We Only Have One Romanian Scientist Left!!!!!!!!
Don't you mean "Romaining?"

As far as your offer, I'm considering the legs and the food. Do you think you could throw in her CPU? Mine has diminished with age and I'm starting to forget things.
These are the instructions that came with my Thermalright SLK-800 cooler:
Assembly:
The assembly gestalltet itself just as simply as with the standard Slk-800. after the foil of the base plate was removed and the processor core with thermal compound moistened, leaves one the 6-Punkt-Halteklammer in the base noses to engage. Subsequently, the radiator box is aligned centrically on the base. By means of slotted bolt turners finally the catch side of the fixing clip down pressed to these on the base engages. A strammer contact pressure develops, whereby a good waermeaufnahme is ensured. Although the additionally existing PU Schaumpads provides for a safe seat on the processor, the PC should very carefully be transported and/or the radiators before transport be developed.
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Post by surffguyy501 »

Answers to Questions:

Q. Why isn't there a picture?

A. There would be, but when I put her on the scanner,
she wouldn't hold still.

Q. Are there scratches, dings, or other blemishes?

A. This is the "scientist" model, not the "waitress" model -
she is not dingy... she is what we like to think of as...
"special".

Q. How is her CPU?

A. She's a woman. Nuff said.
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Post by Rooster »

Can I take her for a test ride? :D
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Post by surffguyy501 »

Scientists don't take "test rides"....

she might however engage in a carefully controlled navigation and forward momentum
experimental observation.
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Does she come with air bags?



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Post by lawaris »

is she willing to learn also ?

or just teach :D :laugh
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Post by surffguyy501 »

More Q & A

Q. Does she have airbags?

A. Nope... just shopping bags... like any other woman.


Q. Is she willing to learn, or just teach?

A. She has a PhD... it's impossible to teach her anything!!!


Q. How are her legs? (an older question)

A. They are very nice... and if she only realized this, maybe she'd trade that
awful lab-coat in for a bikini!!! It's a complete waste of legs!!!!

It is my personal opinion that God gave men legs to walk around... but He
gave women legs to wear short skirts.
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Post by lawaris »

depends on the subject .....dontcha' think ?


lol....... it's a great post !

wanna trade for my g/f ?
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