men and women

Post by **FlyingPenguin** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 7:11 pm

Not enough controls on the WOMAN'S panel in my opinion....

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 9:21 pm

ROFL that is too funny... And like FP says there ain't enough controls on that womens one...

blade · Post by **blade** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 10:39 pm

I just want to know which button is the one to make them shut up.

Post by **TonyH** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 11:59 pm

Originally posted by blade
I just want to know which button is the one to make them shut up.

Probably wouldn't do any good to know, because with my luck it'll be broken.:laugh

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 1:08 am

ROFL Blade.... Thats the one button that must be missing

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:49 am

It looks pretty realistic to me. There's a fine art of precision "tuning" of all those dials, in just the right sequence and timing in order to make her say "yes"

One slip-up and you're out, very easily done too

nexus_7 · Post by **nexus_7** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 2:12 pm

next to men there should be a hammer...Hay, gata fix them women somehow.

Greg

MK888 · Post by **MK888** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 2:36 pm

The most fun part is that even if you get all the dials in the right spot, the next day they have to be adjusted again. And depending on the day of the week/month/year, position of the sun, direction of the wind, pressure in the car tires, there may be no position that works......

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:23 am

All true but I think that in a very strange sorta way, we wouldn't want them any other way would we? Life might be boring if they were stable and predictable like us

One thing's definate, if they had the same spontanious sex drive we do the world would have been overpopulated long ago.

poop · Post by **poop** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:25 am

Here's what my wife had to say about it when I sent her the picture:

"what are you implying? Am I difficult?"

I don't think she gets it.

EvilHorace · Post by **EvilHorace** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:30 am

I too printed the pic (only) and showed it to my wife. She first said "no", then laughed and said "yes". She's cool in that she'll admit that women have problems and are way to emotional, sensitive, "hormonal" (etc, etc) for their own good much of the time which is why we men never understand them completely.

blade · Post by **blade** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:50 am

if they had the same spontanious sex drive we do the world would have been overpopulated long ago.

ahahahahahhaahha

But then it may depend on what MK888 said:

the day of the week/month/year, position of the sun, direction of the wind, pressure in the car tires, there may be no position that works......

:lol

And you're right Tony. The "shut up" button is either always broken or I have another theory. Remember those chatty cathy dolls, the ones where a girl pulls the "string" on the back and it keeps repeating certain phrases. My sister had one.

Well, I think all gals have "that string" built-in internally and it's self-winding.

poop · Post by **poop** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:11 am

Actually, I read something once about women who had to take some sort of Testosterone for hormone replacement therapy. Apparantly, they got really, really randy. Most of the women decided not to take the drugs because they couldn't stop thinking about sex.

Now they know how we feel.

psbaby69 · Post by **psbaby69** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 4:25 pm

you guys are so mean!! we shouldn't even have that many buttons... girls are way dumber than guys in the first place...

lol