My car, the everlasting lemon boat

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My car, the everlasting lemon boat

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yes, my car is a lemon...I put in so much money and it keeps breaking...so yesturday when some woman backed out of her driveway (in a back alley) and didn't bother to see that I was coming along my merry way (I had no time to break and the alley was icy) and bashed her little POS Honda in the rear...of course MY car only chips the paint..... While her bumper gets destroyed...

and 2 weeks from now...I bet my engine will fall out.....again

go LUMINA!!!!

mind you...I did kill some rice rocket Mazda...a GMC truck (1500 I think) and a guy who thought he was so cool in his Civic Hatchback when we all raced downtown the other day.... :up My GF was all embarassed as I reved my failing engine (push rod(s) is/are gone...) at the red light... boy was she suprised when I kicked all they're @sses !! :D I just laughed at my hunk o junk car...and then raced and beat them all again at the next red light :D :D :D

anyway, that's my boring stories for tonight...night :P
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sounds like fun :)
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my bf has a shyte car... but i love it... ;) almost every stop at a light that we have to make it stalls... lots of times we almost get hit by stupid stupid people who don't know how to drive... and then when im not in the car he gets hit... i'm half good luck... ;)
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her little POS Honda
Ooooookkkkkkk, you know what? We need to line up, your Lumina, MY Honda, so I can try to bring Honda's good name back. :P
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HAHAHA. thats funny, but sad. :( atleast you Win. :)

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HAHAAHAH Honda... good name?...
hehehe ... um... wait... er nevermind... ;)
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I was picking up my son at school the other day and some jackazz 16yr old moron in a brand new Mustang Convertible hit be in the back at a red light! We were at a stop light (completely stop, him and me) and he was behind us...well all the sudden he decided to move forward and just bumped into the back of my truck! I've got a 2000 F150 Extended Cab w/ a heavy duty towing package and a nice strong back bumper. Well if you dont know what the type 3 towing package is, it's got this 4x4" square box that connects to your frame to allow for heavy towing. I don't keep a ball in it ( cause i dont tow, lol) so it's just open.

So the kid hits me and i knew there couldnt be any damage cause my bumper is solid. So i got out and walked back and sure enough, my bumper was perfect, he barely hit me! So i notice he just wouldnt get out of the car? So he rolled down the window and said "does it look ok?" i said "yeah, but you need to look at your bumper!" He said " it's ok, thanks" ?? I was pretty puzzled. But i told him, " you should really come look, you've got a 4 inch hole in the front of your car!" LOL My towing package took to his brand new mustangs bumper like a hole puncher and took a 4"x4" hole out of it. It was hilarious looking, i wish i had pictures. The kid just didn't want to get out of the car, so i just said "well ok, bye" and left. I bet his parents are gunna be PISSED when he gets home. Wasn't any need to call the police and get him in trouble, i figured it was a lesson learned for him enough :D Pretty funny though.
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Originally posted by Kaworu


Ooooookkkkkkk, you know what? We need to line up, your Lumina, MY Honda, so I can try to bring Honda's good name back. :P
what honda do you have? and what have you done to it?
maybe one day i'll get a honda... until then i'll keep flying past the ones i pull up on in my nissan :) hehee
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lol
3.1 V6 all the way baby !!! Stock Chev Lumina against Honda 3cyl "whatchamawhosit" with a fart pipe and new exhaust piping is a match I'd do anyday ;) :D
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I know what ya mean about those shyte Mustangs and their front ends, a couple weeks back it was extra icy out and I guess one slid out too far past the stop sign/light and a car caught the front end, ripped it off from left to right, it looked like it was hinged on the front end ! lol I drove by and saw this guy sitting there in the middle of traffic with his bumper and front grill pulled open like his front end was a door :D :D :D I just laughed to myself and listened to my engine making funny noises as I drove on my way :P pay SO much for a car...get into a little fender bender and you can kiss away a ton of money....
stupid fiberglass :)
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