Chastity

renovation · Post by **renovation** » Tue Jun 19, 2001 11:04 pm

CHASTITY

In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for the crusades and called one of his squires. "I'm leaving for the crusades. I'm entrusting you with the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key."

The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe, and takes one last look at his castle. He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Sire. Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."

kaitdemerus · Post by **kaitdemerus** » Tue Jun 19, 2001 11:08 pm

HAHAHA! No kidding, eh?

Hipnotic_Tranz · Post by **Hipnotic_Tranz** » Tue Jun 19, 2001 11:12 pm

Reminds me a rhyme my friend told me once:

In days of old when evenings were cold and condoms weren't invented, knights would tie their socks around their c*cks and babies were prevented.

tunis5000 · Post by **tunis5000** » Wed Jun 20, 2001 12:20 pm

After 10 years inside a chastity belt, I don't think I'd want what was in it!

Good joke tho...