The State Trooper and a dear elderly woman,,,

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The State Trooper and a dear elderly woman,,,

Postby darcy » Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:48 pm

A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding. As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?” She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why, I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”

The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons. She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.

”The shocked trooper asked, “Is that ALL the weapons you are transporting?
The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”
Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?” And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a Fucking Thing."
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Re: The State Trooper and a dear elderly woman,,,

Postby FlyingPenguin » Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:04 pm

- "When I say 'be kind to one another', I don't mean only the people who think the same way you do. I mean be kind to everyone, it doesn't matter." - Ellen DeGeneres


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