Last Will and Testament

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reno
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Last Will and Testament

Postby reno » Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:10 pm

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to
record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak. "My son, Bernie, I want you to
take the Ocean Reef houses."

"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and
Tavernier."

"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon
Government Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the
bay side on Blackwater Sound."


The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his
extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says:

"Mrs Penderbody, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to
have accumulated all this property.

The wife replies, "The idiot has a paper route"... :upup

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Re: Last Will and Testament

Postby normalicy » Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:06 pm

LOL, that would be me.

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Re: Last Will and Testament

Postby JustSam31 » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:26 am

Hahaha classic troll on the way out
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