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Back and forth . . . in and out . . . in and out . . . a little to the

Postby Executioner » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:00 pm

right. . . a little to the left. . . she could feel the sweat on her

forehead . . . between her breasts . . . and trickling down the small of

her back . . . she was getting near the end.

He was in ecstasy . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife

moved . . . forwards then backwards . . . forward then backward, again . . .

and again . . . her heart was pounding now . . . her face was flushed . . .

she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .

finally . . . totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream . . .

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
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Re: Back and forth . . . in and out . . . in and out . . . a little to the

Postby darcy » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:23 pm

lol ;)
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Re: Back and forth . . . in and out . . . in and out . . . a little to the

Postby oliv88 » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:06 am

hahhahahahahahaaha, this was good.

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Re: Back and forth . . . in and out . . . in and out . . . a little to the

Postby Pugsley » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:36 am

They should bring back the Cadillac 5th wheel.



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