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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out.
A shrimp’s heart is in their head.
When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand or attempted to do so.
In the United States alone, there is a lawsuit every 30 seconds.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can’t vomit.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Forty percent of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match

and last but not least…
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbows!

GOOD LUCK ON THE LAST ONE :)
the Last time I was Talking to myself . I got into such a heated argument . that is why I swore I never talk to that guy again. you know what it worked now no buddy talking to me. :help
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ha, I didn't try!

I knew I coulnd't :p
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Dammit! :)
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I can lick my elbow
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prove it
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