Things you want to say at work, but can't!

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:06 pm

1. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
7. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
8. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
9. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
10. Allow me to introduce my selves.
11. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
12. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
13. Sorry, I was trying to imagine you with a personality.
14. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
15. Why did my boss just get off a school bus?

DoPeY5007 · Post by **DoPeY5007** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:59 pm

I think I would want to use this one

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

The_Frapster · Post by **The_Frapster** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:48 am

Heh, here's another...

You cheated on the entrance exam, yes?

MK888 · Post by **MK888** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:05 pm

Is it bad that I have said some of those things???

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:18 pm

I work in a Calibration Lab, and we have lots of equipment - equipment that is used to calibrate instruments throughout the company. We always get idiots that come in and want to borrow our standards. My comment?

What do you think this is...a K-Mart store?

jayscybertrhs · Post by **jayscybertrhs** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:59 pm

i dono about yours - but my companies always run better if i can get the employees to be honest..

5. actually, the warranty DOES say it'll work, but we Specialize in Sarcasm.

17. do you mind if i flouroscope your head?

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Things you want to say at work, but can't!

Things you want to say at work, but can't!

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