Who should be the Dem presidential candidate?
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Irregardless of who you LIKE or WANT, Dean is the only one with any chance at all of putting up some sort of contest for Bush. Let's face it, the Dems don't have any name-brand recognition right now.
I'm not really happy with any of them.
Dean and Clark on one ticket might be the best that the Dems can possibly offer this year, but that's about as exciting as limp pasta...
MEANWHILE, in Bizarro World (a bizarre alternate dimension planet Earth for those of you who don't read comic books), Rev. Al Sharpton is elected president due to a statistical error in the new computerized voting system and makes it into the Guiness book of World Records under 4 separate categories: shortest presidency (1 minute), only president to be assassinated by his own campaign manager, shortest inaugural acceptance speech (1 minute), and the only president to hand out business cards at his own inauguration.
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I'm not really happy with any of them.
Dean and Clark on one ticket might be the best that the Dems can possibly offer this year, but that's about as exciting as limp pasta...
MEANWHILE, in Bizarro World (a bizarre alternate dimension planet Earth for those of you who don't read comic books), Rev. Al Sharpton is elected president due to a statistical error in the new computerized voting system and makes it into the Guiness book of World Records under 4 separate categories: shortest presidency (1 minute), only president to be assassinated by his own campaign manager, shortest inaugural acceptance speech (1 minute), and the only president to hand out business cards at his own inauguration.
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Yeah whats with that crap from Bush on illegals? If he does this, I will not be voting for him in 2004.Originally posted by Red Dawn
Well if you were going to include all Liberals you'd have to put Bush on there as he is more fiscally Liberal than all the other Dems. He'd also be Grey Davises man as he and Davis share the same views when it comes to illegal aliens!
Its called election year politics by pandering to Latinos in hopes of picking up votes.
Problem is, like usual, the Democrats think it doesn't go far enough!
Here's hoping the Congressional Republicans give GWB a well deserved black eye on this issue. They didn't stand up against that new medicare entitlement that's going to cost bigtime.
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Problem is, like usual, the Democrats think it doesn't go far enough!
Here's hoping the Congressional Republicans give GWB a well deserved black eye on this issue. They didn't stand up against that new medicare entitlement that's going to cost bigtime.
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Na, Blade would have the wildest capitol hill party you have ever seen, with naked babes running all around. It would make Hugh Heffer look like an experienced child. I'm just worried what Blade would do with all those banana's and naked babes?Originally posted by jadinolf
Blade? You're kidding. If he was elected he would take bribes from everyone offering free Hawaiin vacations.
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