This is hilarious-just got this e-mail !

[renovation]

> Women
> Are
> Ready
>
> Take all American women who are within five years of menopause -
> train us
> for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks,
> moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna -
> drop
> us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let
> us
> do what comes naturally.
> Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard
> stuff
> like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even
> armed men in turbans tremble.
> We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect
> them and
> their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't
> left
> already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a
> good
> man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by
> lightning.
> We have nothing to lose.
> We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate
> diet, and
> the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a
> pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan
> with no food at all!
> We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,
> hardware
> stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no
> problem.
> Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government?
> Oh,
> please... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended
> families at Thanksgiving dinners for years... we understand tribal
> warfare.
> Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick
> there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money
> sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it...
> with or without the
> government's help!
> Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror
> as we
> crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. I'm going
> to write my Congresswoman. You should, too!

[news]

Now Mike, why did you feel the need to e-mail this to me

[Bret]

haha?