Bush conspiracy theory generator

Post by **sbp** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:37 pm

Want to come up with your own conspiracy theory about Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own conspiracy theory!

http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php

Augix · Post by **Augix** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:05 am

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that white men and big corporations could conquer welfare recipients.

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Walleye · Post by **Walleye** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:16 pm

i like mine...

"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that SUV owners could offend The French."

EDIT: next one wasnt quite as good...

"George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Ann Coulter and gun owners could steal from welfare recipients."

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 10:18 pm

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that gun owners could conquer Muslims.