were sitting around one day drinking a bottle of wine. The husband turns to his wife and says, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
After thinking about it a few minutes the wife looks at her husband and says, "Your pecker is bigger than your brothers!"
A husband and wife...
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Re: A husband and wife...
Roflmao!
Christians warn us about the anti-christ for 2,000 years, and when he shows up, they buy a bible from him.
Re: A husband and wife...
omgosh, lol! 
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Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
Lily, 1995 - 2009 ~ < Forever In Our Hearts >
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.