Guy walks into a bar...

[Executioner]

and orders 5 shots of Tequila.
Bar tender starts pouring and the patron starts drinking
Bar tender, “Buddy you celebrating something?”

Patron: “Yep, celebrating my first BJ.”

Bartender: “Aw, I remember my first BJ with fond memories. Tell ya what, to help you celebrate I will buy ya a shot on the house.”

Patron: “Naw that’s alright. If five shots doesn’t get this taste out of my mouth nothing will.”

[Losbot]

OOOW!! Wasn't expecting that one. That's funny AF