Blondes Are Back, Here we go Again!!!!!!

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reno
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Blondes Are Back, Here we go Again!!!!!!

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A blonde & her husband are lying in bed
listening to the next door neighbor's dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed
and her husband says, "The dog is still barking,
what have you been doing?"

The blonde says,
"I put the dog in our backyard ....
let's see how THEY like it!
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A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad

hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it

to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he

decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the

tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.



So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started

blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little

harder, & still nothing happened.



Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?' The first

blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the

tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello!

You need to roll up the windows first.'
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You might have to think twice about this one.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency
room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off your finger?'

'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, &
then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...

I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought:

'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my

other ear before I pulled the trigger.

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These are just too cute not to pass on!!!!



A blonde was shopping at Target &

came across a shiny silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took

it to the clerk to ask what it was.



The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos.....

It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.'



'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!'

So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.



Her boss saw it on her desk.

'What's that,' he asked?



'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things

cold,' she replied..



Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'



The blond replied......

'Two popsicles & some coffee.'
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Re: Blondes Are Back, Here we go Again!!!!!!

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lol ;)
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.
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Re: Blondes Are Back, Here we go Again!!!!!!

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LOL, haven't heard a good blonde joke in a while.
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