"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the very life out of all of you!'"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago."
A tough cowboy approaches the pearly gates...
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart. ~ Helen Keller.