Italian Philosophy
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:58 pm
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.'
But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your gold Rolex watch instead?'
'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say 'Times up'?
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.'
But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your gold Rolex watch instead?'
'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say 'Times up'?