Italian Philosophy

Executioner · Post by **Executioner** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:58 pm

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.'

But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your gold Rolex watch instead?'

'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say 'Times up'?

darcy · Post by **darcy** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:52 pm

lol, lol ; )

eGoCeNTRoNiX · Post by **eGoCeNTRoNiX** » Fri May 09, 2008 5:10 pm

hahaha

normalicy · Post by **normalicy** » Sat May 10, 2008 3:10 am

LOL, so true.

Viperoni · Post by **Viperoni** » Sat May 10, 2008 11:25 pm