with his new bride,
Virginia,
Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood
barbershop to say hello to
his
friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for
da train a ride down."
What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala
Station. My beautiful
Virginia
had packed a biga basket a food with vino and
cigars for a me, and a we
were looking aforward to da trip. All was OK
until we gotta hungry and
opened up a da luncha basket.
"The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us
and a say, 'No eat in
dese'a car. Musta use a dining car.' So, me and
my beautiful'a Virginia,
we
go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to
open a bottle of vino!
"Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and
say, 'No drink'a in
dese'a car. Mu st'a use'a club'a car', so we go
to club'a car.
"While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my
big'a cigar. The
conductor,
he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No smoke'a in
dese'a car. Must'a go
to
smoker car.' We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my
cigar.
"Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to
sleeper car and'a go to
bed.
We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he
walk'a through car
corridor shouting at top of his voice,
'NO'FOLK'A, VIRGINIA! NO'FOLK'A
VIRGINIA!'
"Next'a time, Imadriva down."
