hold the mayo
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:56 am
A boy came home from school one day and said "Dad...what is a vagina? I heard some kids talking about it......what does it look like? The dad said "Well son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened flower." The boy said "what about after sex?" The dad said " Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaisse?" YUK 