One day a young man was
walking down a road when a
frog called to him. "Boy, if
you kiss me, I will turn into
a beatiful princess."
The young man picked up
the frog, smiled at it and put
it in his pocket.
Now the frog was upset. "Boy,
what is the matter?" the frog
cried. "I have told you that I
am a beautiful princess, and if
you kiss me, I'll be yours."
The young man took the frog
from his pocket, looked at it,
smiled, and said: "Look, I'm
a computer programmer. I
have no time for a girl friend,
but a talking frog is cool!"