Gmail for Jokes (part 2)
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:26 pm
I've got 10 gmail invites available. I'm looking to trade each one for a funny joke. Please PM your first and last name, email address and a funny joke. First 10 jokes get the invites (limit 1 per customer).
By request, here are the jokes from round 1
1.
Theres a new paint color,
Its blonde,
Its not very bright but it spreads easy!
2.
One day a girl went to her dad and said dad wat does sex mean and he told her all about it then he said why hunny and he said b/c mom said dinner will be ready in a few secs.
3.
What did the one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?
No, I don't think it tastes funny.
4.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
5.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle
6.
What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites their whitest?
Bleeeeatch!
By request, here are the jokes from round 1
1.
Theres a new paint color,
Its blonde,
Its not very bright but it spreads easy!
2.
One day a girl went to her dad and said dad wat does sex mean and he told her all about it then he said why hunny and he said b/c mom said dinner will be ready in a few secs.
3.
What did the one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?
No, I don't think it tastes funny.
4.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
5.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle
6.
What does Snoop Dogg use to get his whites their whitest?
Bleeeeatch!
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