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surffguyy501
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Post by surffguyy501 »

A trade may be acceptable.

I might be interested in trading my 1967 "knows everything" model, for
a 1982 "kind of dumb, but still willing to admit it" model.



please see my website for system specs:

http://www.what-the-heck-was-I-thinking?.com
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Post by PreDatoR »

I've got a 79 model big mouth nice legs... I'll trade for the 67 model those are just hittin' their prime... lol
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Post by surffguyy501 »

Hmmmm....

Okay.. I'll trade for the 79 model, and I'll even throw in an antique hat box,
and a string of faux pearls.

But... if the 79 model comes with the all-too-common "mother attachment",
the deals off!!!

However, if this is the rarer 79 model that comes with the "dancing at home"
card, with the "backrub" stress filter.... I'll even pay for shipping.
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Post by lawaris »

your link does not work ...

my system specs are here :my baby ............ not for SALE .... but might go in for x-change

also, I want a newer model, so the deal sucks for me unless u throw in sth. x-tra.

Mine is early 1983
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Post by nooyawkah »

Mine is early 1983

Nice set of wheels on Darlin'. Hmmm, 1983. I've got shirts older than that. ;) ;) ;)
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Post by surffguyy501 »

I've got underwear older than that.
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Post by 2hotP3s »

Female Romanian Scientist!??!!
I smell troll... hehehe ;)

Bump 4 U
..very original :)
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Post by surffguyy501 »

(truth is stranger than fiction... believe me... I couldn't make this stuff up.)

Today I actually told her about this post, thinking she would laugh...

She got very quiet, her eyes got very big, and her cherubic little face turned to stone,
and then, in her funny little voice, she said...

"Ef you ware to trade my paarrrrts...wheech ev thaim would you trrrade???"

I decided it was time to stand up for myself, be a man, just let it fly,
and finally tell her exactly what I thought...

"None of them honey... you're perfect just the way you are."
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Post by Blackbandit »

phew...nice save.

now buy her some flowers and cook(order) dinner for her...
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Post by surffguyy501 »

She's a vegetarian.

If I bought her flowers....

she'd probably eat them.



It just gets harder and harder to trade Romanian Scientists on the open market

Maybe if I could just discount the price a liiittle more....
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Post by surffguyy501 »

This "girlfriend" post is getting entirely too neurotic!!!

That means...

PRICE REDUCTION!!!!!

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

For a SHORT TIME only, you can have your OWN Romanian Scientist Girlfriend at
a FRACTION of the the Normal Cost!!!!!!!

She can do things like:
1. grow sheep in a petri dish
2. do complex mathematical anaylsis of your hair loss patterns
3. make the simplest conversation both endless and confusing
4. make toast (with a lab assistant, established data, and proper instruments)

HURRY NOW!!!!

I'll throw in the cute accent, and the big brown eyes at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!!!!!!


(This offer not valid in states with strict immigration policies, or with legislation
against nuclear fission, cloning, or other bio-medical research and its processes.
Rats and Monkeys not included in offer.)
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Post by surffguyy501 »

WOOOOOO!!!!

I've really had a lousy DAY!

That means better PRICES for YOU !!!!!!!

This model has got to GO GO GO!!!!!

We'll be wheelin and dealin all weekend here at Surffguyy's House of Java
and Mad-Scientist Females.

No Reasonable Offer Refused!!!!!

Free Shipping to even the remotest corners of the earth,

and NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!

.... this model is sold strictly AS IS.
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