Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2001 10:12 pm
An old con was talking to a new inmate in prison.
"What are ya in for kid."
"I tried to make a new kind of car." He replied.
"I took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an
Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust
system from a Plymouth."
"Really? What did you get?"
"Fifteen years for auto theft."
"What are ya in for kid."
"I tried to make a new kind of car." He replied.
"I took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an
Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust
system from a Plymouth."
"Really? What did you get?"
"Fifteen years for auto theft."