my new car at a bargain :)

[renovation]

An old con was talking to a new inmate in prison.
"What are ya in for kid."

"I tried to make a new kind of car." He replied.

"I took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an
Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust
system from a Plymouth."

"Really? What did you get?"

"Fifteen years for auto theft."