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Funny CL ad...IF you can make sense of it?

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:27 pm
by EvilHorace
Can anyone here understand this guys ad? Makes my head hurt.

http://denver.en.craigslist.org/cto/4350099410.html

Hi I have a audi s4 b5 triptronic. Everything works we'll it's loaded. All maintenance done but the only service it needs which is not in a big hurry is just the timing n serpentine belt package. Car runs great no slips in any gears turbos are great still spool we'll yea it's a 2.7l Car has great sound system with navigation on it leather clean interior .sunroof heaters work n ac does too. Has fresh oil Mobil one synth ethic always stage one . Tranny ouil change as we'll . New tires for all weather 18" rims has one crack in bumper but nothing major great exterior we'll taken cared off. New sparks plugs new brakes no blown turbos passes emission just we'll does have a check engine light but don't affect at all in performance . Have proof of emissions n codes it pull out only 3 codes but like I say nothing major or big money spender. Has 30000k blue hid lights. Fog lights work. Has great abs system and I saws drive with safe esp traction control in any weather. Cruise control works fine as we'll. I'm open to trades as we'll but has to be turbo o nice truck with my value of my car. Car has 158k but it'sy daily car so miles may go up because I work in dia airport. And if trades possible car has to be in good condition don't want to put money on a car that turbo is not put right none of that ricer stuff n no joy rides unles u show money in hand. If I'm selling a car in great condition I expect my trade to be clean as we'll . Please... For further questions u may txt or contact me.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:49 am
by ZYFER
Probably would have been better if they knew how to use more than one paragraph. I didn't look at it too well, but is there at least one actual sentence in there?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:18 am
by b-man1
looks like he typed it on his phone and let autotext do the rest. I still shake my head at people that post stuff like that and then claim it's "ok because I was on my phone".

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:51 pm
by EvilHorace
That would explain that (and seeing a few of those posted too) but still, who doesn't proof read stuff like that before posting?

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:17 am
by b-man1
EvilHorace wrote:That would explain that (and seeing a few of those posted too) but still, who doesn't proof read stuff like that before posting?
Sweet irony is on many of the news articles I see on certain sites, people will try to play Grammar Nazi and correct other people's comments. The problem is they type like the CL posting above and think it's ok. Sad times!