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Bacon scented engine bay dressing[

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:39 pm
by Executioner
http://www.griotsgarage.com/display.do? ... ode=EMZMSC
Two things I've always loved: A well-dressed engine bay, and the distinct smell of crisp bacon frying. Unfortunately, in the hustle of everyday life, I often don't have time for either. That's about to change! New Hamsheen® combines the easy application and beautiful finish of our Engine Bay Dressing with the unmistakable scent of artisan bacon. Your morning drive just got more delicious. Our bacon is slow-smoked in warm race car exhaust, then skillet-fried atop a red-hot engine block. Proprietary STB (Swine-To-Bottle) technology infuses Engine Bay Dressing with the resulting scents. Spray a light coating underhood and allow it to dry. While driving, heat-activated Hamsheen® releases the intoxicating aroma of perfectly-cooked bacon, which wafts into your cabin as if carried upon the wings of tiny, meat-loving angels. Each 12.5 ounce can provides up to three months of bacon-scented cruising. Don't forget a micro fiber towel to keep the drool off your dress shirt!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:19 am
by EvilHorace
Funny but might that attract animals?

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:31 am
by normalicy
Try adding one to your cart.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:12 am
by EvilHorace
LOL. I bet it'd sell if real. I've seen stranger things for cars like scented gas treatment that makes your exhaust smell good, etc. There are scented tires too, installed some on a used car once.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:57 am
by eGoCeNTRoNiX
lol I actually bought my jewish brother-in-law some bacon scented air freshener from thinkgeek.com.. Best gag gift ever.. I also have seen tires that were colored so that when you were doing burn outs the smoke would be pink or blue or red..

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