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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2000 12:56 pm
by wvjohn
gore cele 266/8mb tnt2 vanta/ 48 mb ram
bush duron 700 @ 450 /intel starfighter/ 36 mb ram
let's see some configurations, peeps
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2000 1:25 pm
by Ladies Man
gore = the old pentium cpu that had to be recalled cus it wouldn't count right/viper 2/16mb ram
bush = cyrix/viper 2/20mb ram
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2000 1:31 pm
by Korgun
what would einstein be?
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2000 1:39 pm
by Bryan
Einstein would be either Carnivore or Echelon.
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2000 7:19 pm
by Red Dawn
Bush would be a Compuke Presario with a Cyrix Prossesor and Quantum Bigfoot Hard Drives setup up for raid.That's about as stupid a computer I can think of.
Gore would be an Apple Macintosh with a a copy of some early Oracle software that never worked on it. Those two products are from the most obnoxious Companies I could think of in the Biz.
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2000 10:01 pm
by Snelski
Red, Red, Red, Red...I see you haven't lost your touch in articulating yourself
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2000 1:39 pm
by Kaworu
Gore = AMD DX4 120Mhz, 4mb ram, 256K video Window ME beta
Bush = Intel 286 8Mhz, 8MB ram, Windows 2000 Advanced Server
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2000 2:08 pm
by Biohazard
Bush = old pentium. his abilty to butcher the english language is kinda like the p60s ability to butcher basic math. Add in 8mb ram, a 250mb hdd, a packarbell system, and win98se.
Gore = one of those tiger direct systems with a full ATX tower, and a micro ATX super 7 board, running a cyrix Pr90. Way too much spent on the outside of him, and by the time you get to the heart of the operation, it's non existant.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2000 1:21 am
by Frost
Lol you guys!
Nader=1gig athlon!
Frost.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2000 9:50 am
by renovation
your all wrong im sorry to say
bush would be a apple 2
gore would be a timex -all washed up
nader -would be a tandy 286 dx 25
red dawn -a atholon 1 gig with 1028 meg of 133 memory ,2 gig of hard drive ,and the biggest heatsink and fan possible to run (nuke power)
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2000 6:27 am
by Red Dawn
2 gig of hard drive
Hahaha, I'd have one fast solitaire machine.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2000 10:55 am
by Kakarot
Well, a lot of the configurations mentioned seemed to be close so I won't add my own. But one thing everyone forgot about in the Gore Configuration is the really Dust infested cpu fan that makes a really loud whining noise when on.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2000 11:03 am
by Scooter
Dear Abby,
I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who live in Bensonhurst is married to a transvestite. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non- parole life sentence in Attica, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time quote; working girl unquote; in a brothel; however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisterswould be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and,hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Gore-supporting Democrat?
Signed, Worried about my reputation
Dear Abby: HEAVENS NO!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2000 2:23 pm
by Kakarot
LOL!