Three friends perished in an accident and because they had
led good lives went to heaven.
When they arrived at the gates they were met by Saint Peter.
Saint Peter said;
"You are all going to be admitted to heavevn because of the
good lives you led on earth. However, we do have a few rules
in here and they must not be broken. The first and most
important rule is: DO NOT STEP ON A DUCK! the duck will quack,
then all the ducks and the noise is deafening."
The three men thought this would not be a problem but when
the gates were opened, they were astonished to see that there
were ducks all over the place, everywhere!It took only about
an hour before one of the men blundered and accidentally
stepped on a duck.It started quacking and then the all the
others quacked and the noise was deafening.
Saint Peter immediately appeared with a very ugly woman in tow.
He said, "I told younot to step on a duck and you did." He then
chained the ugly woman to the offender and said, "You will stay
together for eternity The other two men learned a lesson from this
and were very careful until one day, one of them took a step back
without looking and stepped on a duck.
Immediately there was loud quacking and Saint Peter appeared with
an even uglier woman. He chained her to the offender and said, "You
will stay together forever" and left.
A few weeks later, the last guy was sitting alone when Saint
Peter came along with a beautiful brunette. He chained them together
and said, "You will stay together for eternity" and abruptly left.
The guy was stunned and muttered, "What did I do to deserve
this?"
The brunette said, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a
duck."
