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Woman pulls knife on man after demanding he eats her p....

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:39 pm
by Executioner
Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE:

Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:12 pm
by DaMaN
"When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon."

The deadly weapon apparently was her poonjabi......ROFLMAO!!

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 4:01 pm
by renovation
now why would you ever turn such a fine looking lady like that down :) as we all barf on you dave for posting such a nasty story /and picture.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 6:19 pm
by EvilHorace
Ummm yeah, I AM trying to eat my dinner here and that's a picture worth a thousand words, LOL

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 6:24 pm
by Executioner
renovation wrote:now why would you ever turn such a fine looking lady like that down :) as we all barf on you dave for posting such a nasty story /and picture.
Its Charlie not Dave.

I posted it because its :w :w :w

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 6:49 pm
by b-man1
ugh.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:36 pm
by Err
You know what? I'd prefer getting my throat cut.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:47 pm
by renovation
sorry charlie me bad :)

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:02 pm
by Executioner
renovation wrote:sorry charlie me bad :)
No worries.

BTW, I'm still :w :w :w at the story.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:14 am
by EvilHorace
If I saw that face coming near me, I'd run as fast as possible. The total opposite "hot", downright scary to say the least.
Just how drunk was the guy who initially agreed anyway? There isn't enough alcohol in the world that'd make me ever think that'd be doable.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:03 pm
by VidmanII
nasty, but really funny !!