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I just membered sumtin
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:52 pm
by glassoftea
While I was on a six month Nav cruise back in 97 I spent a few days on liberty in Italy, while there I got very drunk and jumped in some bushes one night. Fast foward to a few years ago and the whole Jackass thing, I think they copied off of me.
Anyone think I can sue?
Anyone want to represent me in a court of law?
Glass
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:05 pm
by nexus_7
Ill be a wittness claiming I was there when you did it.
Greg
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:17 pm
by nitro237
I was the one pushing you in the shopping cart. Sign me up
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:51 pm
by d_b
In a few days I'll have my law degree from Bubba Bobs House of internet law degrees. It cost me $3.98 so I should be able to represent you all over the world.
BTW - I am an ordained minister of the church of (insert your religion here) and I'll even pray for our case.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:55 pm
by guido1
I have an Uncle in the Law Firm Duwey, Screwem and Howe maybe he can help.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:49 pm
by Slugbait
Oh Jesus, now that whole night is coming back to me...over the years, I had to make up stories about the scar...
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:26 pm
by glassoftea
d_b
When we win the case I'll refund your 3.98 back.
Please pray for me, religion=atheism
Slugbait-
Just remember, If you see my wife during the trial be sure to tell her that I DID get crabs from jumping in that bush..thanks.
It's all coming together guys.....
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:13 am
by Pikachu
I'm a combat medic.... I know all about STD's and such not... Those crab infested bushes.... I'll send a squad out there to take samples, and do what lab people do....
I'm in!