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You know your too big when....

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:45 pm
by RubberDuckie

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:47 pm
by PreDatoR
I think they should have just cremated the lady... Not to make fun of the dead but i bet it took more than 6 people or a crane to move that coffin... damn!

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:38 pm
by Jim Z
"never be at peace" my ass. She's dead. She doesn't know about it.

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:16 am
by bigcfromcinci
yes she's dead..but would you have wanted one of yours buried like that??
never be at peace" my ass. She's dead. She doesn't know about it.


The funeral home owners should have handled that differently IMO.

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:07 am
by Sean
If she was such a good women, she wouldn't be easily bothered by this. Specially if she was secure with herself. :)

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:50 pm
by Gand1
Were probably only getting half the story anyhow.

Funeral homes can get any size casket you want...... all you need to do is come up with the money!

/redneck

I's want da cheepest one yous got, but it's gonna hafta fit her, man.

/end reneck

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 3:15 pm
by Seth
two words..


Messed up..

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 7:35 pm
by CCS
LMFAO! Having the chick sit on the casket was icing on the cake...

Now I know why I've always hated funeral directors...their CHEAP!

Then again you never know what happens once the body leaves your sight..for all anyone knows their mothers body is the center of some twisted orgy. :Y

It's just a shell that once had a spirit/soul in it...so who cares? Not like her or she is coming back for it.

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:37 pm
by Seth
Originally posted by CCS
LMFAO! Having the chick sit on the casket was icing on the cake...

Now I know why I've always hated funeral directors...their CHEAP!

Then again you never know what happens once the body leaves your sight..for all anyone knows their mothers body is the center of some twisted orgy. :Y

It's just a shell that once had a spirit/soul in it...so who cares? Not like her or she is coming back for it.




............. now thats just wrong.. wrong i say WRONG!

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:05 pm
by FanTum
Thats nuts! I agree creamation would have been the best answer!!

Her ashes might have fit in this!!!
Big Urn

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:26 am
by CCS
Originally posted by Seth
............. now thats just wrong.. wrong i say WRONG!


Tell that to the cold & stiff orgy group.. :p

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:51 pm
by Floater
burial should be outlawed... what a gross, barbaric tradition... put a dead body in the ground to rot. nice.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:30 pm
by Demrok
#1 if she was cremated there's be nothing left...fat is mostly water weigh :) Good choice to go, cheap as well!

#2 If the funeral Director was smart he woulda said "You're right! she needs a bigger one" let's find one for her!" then it's more money in his pocket!!!

#3 Who cares about the F'in casket size!!!??? 6 months down the line it's gonna start rotting and her body is gonna be bustin outta there anyway!

people these days....Geebus...

no disgrace to the dead intended!