Now this is the Spam of all time! ROFL!!!

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:27 pm

Woke up this mornin' and found this in my mailbox I about died laughing when i read it LOL

Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way
that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

tissue

Post by **FlyingPenguin** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:35 pm

Heh heh, yeah I got that one a few weeks ago. Definately gave me a great laugh.

Very creative.

BillyGoat · Post by **BillyGoat** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:45 pm

hmm, are those coordinates somewhere in nigeria?

PreDatoR · Post by **PreDatoR** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:54 pm

lol bill i was wondering the same thing

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:15 pm

wish i could help that guy.. but im fresh out... i do have 2 flux capasitors in stock if they would help.

Absolut Talent · Post by **Absolut Talent** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 5:36 pm

heheh...thats a good read

tweakbox · Post by **tweakbox** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 6:12 pm

That's great! What exactly were they trying to sell anyway?

Shadow250 · Post by **Shadow250** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 12:32 am

they want to buy some outdated equipment.

i like my new quantum temporal vortex generator with transdimensional sideband targeting system.

Augix · Post by **Augix** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:39 am

hey let's send this guy a couple of replies !

info@federalfundingprogram.com

TheGirter · Post by **TheGirter** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:39 pm

Dude, that's great! I wish I thought of something like that!