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Attack of the vampire squirel!

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 6:29 am
by sbp
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/11 ... index.html

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A squirrel is spreading terror in a Cheshire town where it keeps attacking people.

Its latest victim was a two-year-old girl, British newspapers reported on Thursday.

Children have been attacked, grown men chased and residents of Knutsford, central England, are fearful of letting their kids out to play, the Times newspaper said.

The rogue squirrel's latest attack was on toddler Kelsi Morley who was bitten on the forehead.

"It was awful because she (Kelsi) was spinning around and we couldn't get it off," her mother told the newspaper.

"From the amount of blood there was, I thought it had taken Kelsi's eye out."

The squirrel eventually let go and the terrified youngster was rushed to a doctor.

Colin Booty, a senior scientific officer in the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said it was very unusual for a squirrel to behave like this.

Local resident Blanche Kellye said the problem was not funny. "Everyone round here is living in fear...it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again."

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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:23 am
by wvjohn
one barrel of no. 6 shot or my terrier would take care of that - how can a town be terrorized by a squirrel? are they waiting for the government to intervene? maybe we should send hillary clinton and jesse jackson over to meet with the squirrel and learn its demands :)

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:51 am
by LoneWolfX1X
only in a country with such strict gun control laws could a friggin squirrel terrorize a town...
Children have been attacked, grown men chased and residents of Knutsford, central England, are fearful of letting their kids out to play, the Times newspaper said.
Grown men running away from a squirrel?!

maybe if it was rabid but if children are being attacked be a damn man and stomp the things head into the ground when it comes after you

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 11:03 am
by fearfox
but remember fellow pcabusers, these are the british. This is sorth of thing that would happen in England.

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 12:06 pm
by TheSovereign
british parliment is dumb!

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:22 pm
by TonyH
First "Mad Cow" now Mad Squirrel!!

A .22 would adjust that rodents attitude real quick. Image

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 2:18 pm
by PreDatoR
Ya no shit i'd be having a hay day with my Ruger 1022 right about now :D

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 3:00 pm
by MegaVectra
In these here parts we don't run from squirrels, we hunt 'em down and eat 'em. :D :p

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 3:47 pm
by Karchiveur
Aww man,
Those british are funny people...
nevermind a .22 i just walk around with a sling shot :D

he's dead jim

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:57 pm
by sbp
http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?t ... ID=1703380

A squirrel which terrorized a British town by attacking people has been shot and killed by the grandfather of its latest victim.

Geoff Horth, enraged by the squirrel biting his two-year-old grand-daughter Kelsi Morley on the face, took up his airgun and hunted down the rogue rodent, the Sun newspaper said on Friday.

"When I tracked him down I was surprised how big he was. He came down a tree and headed for me, but I shot him before he jumped," the 61-year-old school caretaker told the newspaper.

The bad-tempered squirrel's reign of terror in the town of Knutsford in central England had made parents frightened to let their children out to play.

Animal experts say it is very unusual for squirrels to behave in such an aggressive way toward humans.

Horth was philosophical about his role as gun-totting local hero. "Its a shame he went nuts, but I couldn't let this little beggar hold the town to ransom," he told the newspaper.

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Don't let this one bad nut gives all squirrels a bad name. Image

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 2:44 pm
by surffguyy501
This is exactly why I never leave the house.

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2002 1:43 am
by smb
This is funny.....last month I was at the park with my boys, and I told my oldest one to watch out for the "attack" squirrels, now he thinks attack squirrels are real, which obviously they are.