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Constrict your anus 100 times a day to relieve depression....

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 7:36 am
by FlyingPenguin
Courtesy of Blues's News:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ ... 66-5995865

WHAT???!!!! :eek:

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 11:48 am
by Jim Z
Dilbert said it best:

"I admire your ability to get paid for this."

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 12:50 pm
by LoneWolfX1X
In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.




Sounds like the intro to a Hentai Scat game :eek:

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:01 pm
by Absolut Talent
Originally posted by LoneWolfX1X




Sounds like the intro to a Hentai Scat game :eek:

rotfflmfao

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:12 pm
by Pugsley
or some good old Engrish.

Rectal Awareness for Mental Health, February 19, 2002

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 8:02 pm
by diabolix
Reviewer: A reader from San Diego, CA
This book is better than lithium. I was depressed for years until I came across Mr. Nishigaki and his incredible anus book. I was skeptical at first, but after only a week of the recommended anus exercises, I could feel my spirits lifting, my buns firming and my blank-shooting ability reaching new heights. It's now been three months since I began the program, and I feel as if I've finally mastered my emotions. Nope, no more crying jags at the liquor store...for me. Instead, whenever I get down or feel as though I might need to abuse myself, I simply stop, concentrate on crushing the imaginary walnut in my anus and-BLAMMO!-all depressing and/or criminal thoughts are gone in a single squeaky fart. Of course, the resultant hemorrhoidal burning and itching can suck a bit, but I just think of it as the price one has to pay for rectal sanity.


OMG :laugh :laugh :laugh