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It is jokes

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:17 pm
by Rezillo
A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that."

"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee"

"I'm not going to give you a blow job"

"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?"

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:33 pm
by SWScorch
ROFLOL! That is classic!!!!! :) :D

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:20 pm
by Zyph
ROTFL! :lol :laugh

Yup, that will always be a classic! :up

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:33 pm
by FlyingPenguin
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! VERY GOOD!

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:20 pm
by Sean
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovin it!! Shows just how stupid desperate people can be.. :D

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:31 pm
by d_b
I don't get it. Would someone please explain? :D