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Free Free Free!
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2002 7:15 pm
by Judg3
Ok, I was bored and ordered 5,000 portable ashtrays from R.J. Reynolds. Yes, 5000. They are foil packets basically and I dont have any idea why the hell I ordered all of them. Anyway, if you want one send a self addressed stamped envelope to
Free AshTray from Judg3
P.O. Box 2252
Kenosha, WI
53141
Help me get rid of these!
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2002 1:58 pm
by Fu Manchu
ummmm.... did you get these for free ?
why would you order so many too ? lol
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2002 8:13 pm
by Judg3
Yeah, Im sort of a whore when it comes to free stuff. Someone showed me this form and I thought, ok let's see if they actually send it out. Well, umm, they sent it out hehe
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2002 8:56 pm
by Fu Manchu
how big are they .. i will use them as clay pigeons
PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................................chh chh .... BOOM!!!
hehe
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2002 9:02 pm
by Judg3
Well, IMHO, they don't even qualify as ashtrays. They are basically foil packets, longer then a pack of smokes but not as wide, and about as think as 2 pieces of paper. I was somewhat disappointed, but hell - it WAS free hehe
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2002 9:24 pm
by Fu Manchu
are they aluminium ?
if so take them to a recylcer and cash them in
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:42 am
by TheManiacal1
Originally posted by pimpin joe
are they aluminium ?
if so take them to a recylcer and cash them in
what a capitalist...
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:43 am
by chottoED
silly goose!
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2002 4:27 am
by Judg3
Hrmm, I never thought about recycling them... Thats a plan... But I doubt theyd take it, seeing as its printed all over with the RJ Reynolds logo and all. But if they do, well then, I think Ill be making 100,000$ year recycling aluminus, all at .11 pound! So Im thinking I'd need 909091 pounds. I'm going to guess these way about a quarter ounce, each. That means theres 64 to a pound. So, in other words, if they recycling plant takes them, next tim I order I should ask for 58,181,824 of them.
If this plan works, expect to see me in the next late night infomercial!
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2002 12:38 pm
by tyler_durden
i think you have created a new way for the states to recoup all that lost money from smoking deaths. write your attourney general
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:51 am
by Sloopyman
Put 'em up on E-bay. Someone's sure to buy them.