Something right out of Super Troopers

[chottoED]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/10 ... ogie1.html

OCTOBER 26--When Michigan cops arrested a teenage restaurant employee earlier this month for adulterating a state trooper's Arby's grub, they declined to say what landed in the poor guy's turkey wrap. But a Freedom of Information request has unlodged a police report that, The Smoking Gun can now reveal, shows that a "LOOGIE" was the unwanted ingredient. According to a police report, a copy of which you'll find below, Stephen Bullion, 19, admitted to the clamming after being confronted by the trooper, who only spotted the phlegm after eating half of his "roast turkey, ranch 'n bacon wrap." Bullion, pictured at right, told the trooper (whose name was redacted from the report) that he did not add the loogie because the customer was a cop, but rather because he arrived at the drive-thru window as workers were preparing to close the fast-food joint. If convicted of the adulteration charges, Bullion faces more than a decade in prison.

[Badmojo]

ten years for phlem? why do reasterants get D's for rats and roaches?

something smells fishy in denmark.

[TheSovereign]

string the guy up, make an example

[UberNeuman]

Hit the punk hard... If there was blood in the flem and he had aids, or something else, then ten years sounds about right...

I'm sure that the person was a "cop" had nothing to do with it...

[CaterpillarAssassin]

string him up!

[Red Dawn]

Man if I were a Cop I'd check my take out meals everytime before I bit into it.