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This is exactly why I never leave the house.

That's one neglected female.

I took a polygraph for a job back in college... for one of those convenience stores. When asked if I'd ever stolen from an employer... I began to sweat, and finally broke down, and told in great detail how I took a quarter from someone I worked for, when I was 5 years old. I got the job. But when mo...

That kinda makes me thankful to be a 300lb midget with
a giant head and one purple eye.

Ghostzilla: the reason none of the
companies I work with get anything done on time.

Magic 8 Ball Say:

If you old enough to remember magic 8 ball,
you old enough lie about age without feeling guilty.

Master Foo Say:

Stop Callring here...
Laundry crosed till Fliday.

Yeah...well...

maybe you're real and maybe you're not.

But you're still kinda cute for a dangerous alien cyborg-girl.


(I've hung out with cyborgs before. They're not so bad.
Just misunderstood.)

My name is already African...

so it turned my name into MELVIN.

Ya know...

You can just never have too many songs about your penis.

Hey, good to hear you're alive.

(If I'm jumping to conlusions here, please stop me.)

I'm from Missouri, and I'm really happy anytime we can just elect a Governor who isn't ALREADY DEAD!! Now, maybe I'm just idealistic.... but... it seems there are just certain criteria that have to be met for one to be governor: proper age, proper citizenship, and... oh yeah... BREATHING!!!!!! It's ...

I'm generally not a violent person...

but that made me do a little happy dance.


Never before have I truly experienced the sensation
of wanting other people to die.

Wow... I kinda like it.

I'm just glad to see everybody getting along.

I won't even admit to MYSELF that I'm in a place like this.